Bartending 101: Sexy Tropical Vacation

As I prepped for Easter, I had a little fun this week in this entry. My theme was the title, Sexy Tropical Vacation. My inspiration was if I was on a vacation in the Bahamas with my other half. Been so cold for so long, and between the two of us, a vacation is way over due!

Now, before I continue, be forewarned. If you are sensitive to R rated language, thoughts, or just to have a sex life, stop reading.

We good? Alrighty!

Picture it, you and your squeeze are going on a vacation. No kids, work, no interruptions. Getting to your destination, your settled in, on the beach, and you have Pedro. He’s your personal bartender. You two are relaxing, and brings out the first drink that’s an island specialty.  It’s called the tropical island.


It’s flirty and fruity. Tasty and tropical. Make you forget the responsibilities you left behind for two weeks. You two drink, laugh, reminisce. It’s awesome right? Well, Pedro is just getting started.

Pedro wants to help you two continue to chill out. Why be classy, right? Coming back to the sandy area, he produces this pink martini. The main squeeze gives a weird look to Pedro, but Pedro assures him, it’s worth it. You taste first, and it’s sweeter than the last drink. Since you tried it, he tries it too.


                         Strawberry Banana Martini

Main squeeze is getting touchy feely. He’s at full salute. Don’t deny it, your tipsy but feeling ready too. You know that look he gives, that one where clothes fly off. The two of you tetter and totter off to a more private area.

Now friends, lets be real. Everyone gets crazy, kinky, or freaky if the opportunity presents itself. Maybe one, two, or all three. You get animalistic.  Lol




Now, we are adults here. Quickies, blow jobs, and if you really are freaky, you may get a surprise. These are called the ‘quick fuck shot’, ‘blow job’, and ‘cum shot’. They happen. Lol……more then you know.

I hope you enjoyed my tiny story. Hope you enjoy the drinks too!


7 Comments Add yours

  1. angel says:

    I love this story! Perhaps you should consider going from blogs to novels just sayin


    1. buttercuppieces2013 says:

      Lol! I have…….different lifetime ago.


  2. punkrockpapa says:

    That was pretty fucking hot. Would love to read more. Excuse me while I nibble the wife’s ear and read it to her.

    Thanks for sharing


    1. buttercuppieces2013 says:

      No problem. That’s why my degree will be in creative writing. Lol.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. punkrockpapa says:

        Need more stories 😉


      2. buttercuppieces2013 says:

        I’ll post more like that on the blog! Lol

        Liked by 1 person

  3. thebeardedjs says:

    Wow. I have a sudden urge to get drunk and have sex. I should have read this one tonight, when both options were more viable!

    I’ll be back to read it again, tonight. 😉


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